It comes on that first day of summer. The time when we launder the past and open our toes. Dirty pools and smoked oil cans close the roads. Whether you are going from here to there or just sitting in the middle Cleveland’s summer is for you. Burnt plastic and high hopes is how we start it; exploiting the goodwill of others is how we end it.

Best of luck on your summer journey, you can buy here but be sure to pay somewhere else.

No one can be mad at the collaborate. Straight up boasting of the nothingness we claim as our own; Kid Cudi and Chip Tha Ripper bring back the good name of lead based paints in their new creation “All Talk”. SGS gives this one a 5 Day rating.

Cleveland, we love what you hate.

Normally we don’t post material unrelated to our beloved city however today we have decide to make an exception. The picture above is in many ways an accurate visual representation of the SGS essence; we are direct decedents of the Savage Sons.

Our friend Shopcart from Tel Aviv forwarded the image saying that it reminded him of us and the many adventures we have had in the past. We have always admired the Mr. Shopcart, big bodied luxury vehicles,  and primitive weapons systems; we will continue on in this fashion until there in no more.

Thanks for for stopping by and please stay tuned for more original content produced by Cleveland SGS

The benefit of public spaces is that virtually any group, regardless of mission, can freely impose their views and musical taste on unsuspecting bystanders. Today in Public Square was one such event that provided a pleasurable infotainment for lunching Clevelanders.

Cleveland’s 59th Annual Observance of National Day of Prayer offered restrained music, prayer, and Divinely inspired preaching for roughly 4 hours in our city’s center. Throughout the morning worship teams directed laser-like praise at our nation’s military, justice system, misguided teenagers, and the State of Israel.

The majority of the participants were 40+ year old females and the occasional pastoral man in an ill-fitting suit. Vamping throughout was a disciplined 4 piece band with 3 backup singers who sizzled with the Spirit like Sunday bacon.

SGS had the pleasure of meeting Pastor Michael Bartolone who actively promotes the worship of a “living God.” Although this message is foreign to us we thanked him for his performance and donated five dollars to his cause.

SGS is thankful that the Creator provides us with such experiential delicacies for without them lunchtime in Cleveland would be limited to fried foods and empty bus stops.

Most sensible people find aftermarket automobile servicing to be one of the most enjoyable aspects of street-level commerce. Whether it is a scrap yard on Miles or tire dealer on Meech, the creative possibilities for auto signage are endless. It is a unique style of sign making that captures both the personality of the proprietor and the commissioned artist.

Sign painters are christened “masters” only when they have perfected the hand painted automobile tire. Street displays of chromed rims and refurbished radials are designed to intoxicate pedestrians, they are the daily sculpted creations of automobile craftsmen. These craftsmen, seen clocking out in the evening hours and lounging for an afternoon break, define a hard day’s work. They are the backbone of the city hustle and without them there may never have been an SGS.

To view more auto awesomeness please click here.

Today we leave you with the sounds of Dominique Young Unique … truly music to drive by.

On a bimonthly basis all SGS members are required to conduct a Tactical Environmental Scan (TES) of the Cleveland area. The image above is a situational report electronically transmitted to us by Mr. Chico Bosworth and Mr. Scorpio Diamante regarding the present conditions of Storer Avenue.

As you can see Storer Avenue residents still maintain the Foxy Stockyard Finesse (FSF) that was perfected by the area’s early kill-plant technicians. Despite the impending closure of the West 65th Big K, Storer Avenue’s return policy is still in effect and their versatility is definitely nine nasty!

I’m Perfect (1 2 3 4) by Dj K. Millz